2022 is over… Nexile-appointed master craftsmen and technological wizards are working tirelessly in the shadows to set the course of the gaming industry…
Luck Build-Up is reaching potent levels.
Codename: CHIMPWORLD is in full effect.
Jump King Quest approaches, all according to the divine plan.
The Great Beyond is watching, and YUO have been deemed worthy of this sacred challenge. Every minute, New Heights and Obstacles that would break Lesser Men are being fashioned behind the scenes…
The Jump King Quest will be a test of mettle, but a King will stand ready. Look to the stars and the favor of the fates. Trust the plan, fear not the unknown…
The following is a message to all Kings. The voice of The Bog shall reveal all.
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WE ARE COOKING WITH TRIPLE CHEF TECHNOLOGY
SENDING VIRTUAL BANANAS THROUGH BANANA CLUSTERS
BOOTING UP JENKINS.EXE
INFINITELY LAYERED ONIONS
FAVORITE FOOD: GLUE
ALL KINGS, HEED THE CALL!
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Those who missed the FIRST EVER Nexile Awards video, MUST WATCH it as soon as possible:
Nexile shareholders were pleased knowing the acquisition of JING was a success. Everything is proceeding as planned. Be Excited And Look Forward To More JING In 2023.
Nexile will drag The Gamers kicking and screaming into The New Experience.
End of Message
//Nexile HQ
all hail bog
I like this.
Jing
monke time banana awesome
I Am Inside CHIMPWORLD Right Now :)